In early August it was announced that Matt was working on a big secret project. What follows are my top ten ideas as to what that might be. If you're not a reader of Matt's former message board, you won't understand most of these... or at least that's what I'm telling you, anyway.


10. There is no secret project - he's back in LA because he secretly misses the smog.
9.  "Ok Lucca, listen up and listen good; I'm not going to tell you again. Felicity is mine, ALL MINE!"
8. He's on a special mission from Dick Cheney. At his next concert he's supposed to crank up his guitar amp all the
    way and see if it causes another rolling black-out.
7. He's attending a special screening of Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles with the other Matt Morris from Down
    Under.
6. He's trying to sign on Dr. Laura and Ann Landers as assistant webmasters so he can open his message board
    again.
5. He's been signed on as the sixth member of N'SYNC because their management felt that they needed "at least
    one with normal hair".
4. His father wanted a jingle for his lodge, but it had to be hip and youthful. Hence Matt is in LA with Courtney Love
    to record "Smells Like Mountain Spirit".
3. He's getting monster truck tires fitted on the '73 Bug so he can take on Bigfoot in the next Monster Truck Rally.
2. "Fox Television is proud to announce Emerald Cove, an Aaron Spelling production."

and the number one theory regarding Matt's secret project is....

Four words: "My Son, Your Kwanzaa".