Here we have Matt Chatt, a message board for Matt's fans, and even more importantly, a place for me to throw an extra "T" onto a word and seem really witty.

You will need to have a valid e-mail address to use this board.  There is one rule on this message board, and it's only two words long: Play nice. If you don't understand what that means, you shouldn't be entering into social interactions with other people. The first offense gets a warning, the second offense (or a major first one) results in a permanent ban, no exceptions.

Controversial, but intelligent and defensible posts are always  welcome. On the other hand, posts which simply make it uncomfortable for others to participate are obvious violations of the Prime Directive.

Gossip is cautiously accepted. If you've made it up out of whole cloth, at least be believable. Shocking or scandalous gossip should not be posted to this board... instead, forward it directly to juicygossip@mattmorris.org, where I will see it quicker.

[Note to Matt's lawyers: the preceding paragraph was tongue-in-cheek.]

Please preface any off-topic post with "Off Topic:" or "OT:". Should the number of off-topic posts begin to rival the number of on-topic posts, guidelines about off-topic posts or a separate forum for off-topic posts will be considered.

This board is rated PG-13. For posters, this means that adult subject matter may be discussed, but profanity and graphic content are unwelcome. For parents, this means that should a child below thirteen wish to read or post, it is strongly urged that the parent review the material here before allowing the child to do so.
As far as I know Matt is not covering Raffi tunes, so I believe it unlikely that Matt counts a great deal of children in his fan base. Should subsequent polls reveal that posters/readers here are significantly younger or older than I'm assuming, this rating guideline may be revised.

One final note: any discussion of a certain former message board, if ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to bring up, should be vague and general. There is no need to transplant old feuds to a new board, so regardless of how strong people may feel about that subject, here's not the place for it.
I would love for this board to stand out as an example of a place where intelligent, free thought can flourish without destroying each other in the process.

"All things are permitted to me, but not all things build up."
- 1 Corinthians 6:12